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Advice From A Professional Matchmaker

November 6, 2025
If you haven’t read your emails in the last month, then there’s a chance you don’t know me. If you have, you might recognize the name Corinne even if you don’t want to. I ran Screw Your Roommate this year because I

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Equestrian Club Coming Fall 08

March 23, 2008
What have Bryn Mawr, Haverford, and Drexel got that we don't got? If you answered "an equestrian club," you'd be right, but not for long. Kim Comer '09 and Esther [...]

Welcome to Wien-er-nee-ner-nee-ner

March 21, 2008
Shortly after writing my last column, I took a 12-hour overnight train to Vienna, where I am now enrolled as a student at the University thereof (the oldest in the [...]

Masturbatory Mishaps

March 20, 2008
So far in writing this column I haven't explicitly gendered myself. Let's try a little experiment. If I told you: I love porn I love it in the butt I [...]

Sports Update 3/19

March 20, 2008
Scoreboard Women's Tennis Swarthmore 9, Bryn Mawr 0 Men's Lacrosse Ursinus 13, Swarthmore 3 WOMEN'S TENNIS: Swarthmore Women Scatter Owls The Garnet women's tennis team cruised to their third consecutive [...]
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