Orientation Play: Going Out on a Meme
At the end of orientation week, students are forewarned of the dangers of making assumptions about other people, encouraged to
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Campus Journal
How I Became an Underground Crocs Dealer
This story needs no introduction. This story is one that plays a central role in my reputation on this campus,
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The Future of Swarthmore Memes for Quaker Teens
Swarthmore Memes for Quaker Teens is undoubtedly the epicenter of meme culture at Swarthmore. Like savanna animals flocking to a
Read moreSwat Ed: Second Base
Swat Ed is the Phoenix’s biweekly sex education Q & A. We accept all questions and they are kept completely
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The Genealogy of Memeology
Throughout mankind’s short history one question has permeated, evolved, and perplexed all kinds of human and non-human thought: memes? (acceptable
Read moreSwat Ed: Deep Dive
Swat Ed is the Phoenix’s biweekly sex education Q & A. We accept all questions and they are kept completely
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The Swarthmore Twitter-Sphere: Artist Profiles
When thinking of starting a series in which I would delve into the dark depths of the Swarthmore Twitter-Sphere and
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My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to Sharples
One year ago, as every good prospective student tends to do, I did my research on Swarthmore. With the power
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Yeah That Wasn’t A Group of People Dressed Up For Halloween Last Week
If you had the lucky timing of getting dinner last Saturday around 6ish, you witnessed some dude dressed in black
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Swarth Her? I Hardly Know Her
Now that I can confidently say that life at Swarthmore is not going terribly, it’s weird to imagine going back
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