BIENVENIDOS BLANCOS! NOIR — The Cigarette Stubs Version
Disclaimer: This article is a work of satire based on a previously published interview with director Alex Torra. This work
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Campus Journal
Breaking Up With My Shampoo Bottle
Over the break I decided, almost spontaneously, that I was going to get rid of all of my shampoo and
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Party Shoes Revisited 3: Winter Formal Boots with a Quarter-Inch Heel
Ah, winter formal. The force of chaos and upset that tests even the strongest of friendships. Where you are forced
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The Case For Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
We’ve all been there: you see a cookie, sitting there (at Sharples, in your kitchen, next to the grapes at
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Swat Ed: Hairy Situations
Swat Ed is The Phoenix’s biweekly sex education Q & A, back this Spring and ready to talk about sex.
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quit your extracurriculars
One of my least favorite aspects of wisdom is how difficult it is to acquire. Acquiring wisdom takes time, of
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Realistic Resolutions for the Run-Down Student
A new year and a new semester are dawning, full of potential and possibilities. It’s a fresh start, a blank
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Hot Swat Spots: Places to Take a Date at Swarthmore, If You Dare
Dating at Swarthmore — is it possible? Given the degree to which most of our student body is either emotionally
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Swat Ed: Spring 2020
Swat Ed is The Phoenix’s biweekly sex education Q & A, back this Spring and ready to talk about sex.
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Of Parrish and Puppies
Photo courtesy of Katie Reeves. You just survived your first week of classes for the semester. You are exhausted. Syllabi
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