The Dorms as Astrological Signs
Author’s note: This may be a controversial article. However, if you disagree remember that the sun sign is not the
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Campus Journal
Section of McCabe Second Quarantined for Unspecified Reason
McCabe second, the newest and hottest offering in the field of library study spaces, has quickly risen through the ranks
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Swarthmore’s Turned Me into a Lovesick Heathen (Help!)
Nothing like a week away from Swarthmore to remind yourself how uniquely f*cked this place is. The whole “Swarthmore Bubble”
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Swat Ed: Deep Throat
Swat Ed is The Phoenix’s biweekly sex education Q & A. We accept all questions and they are kept completely
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Occupy the Truth: Allow Me To Have Just This One Moment Of Weakness…
Faithful reader, I have to pause our usual noble quest for truth and allow myself to come clean. How can
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Obituary: The Quiet Room Painting
Quiet Room Painting, at the young age of 20, passed away last Sunday, March 17 in the Quiet Room.
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Renaissance: A Phineas Phoenix Origin Story, Part One
Phineas Phoenix existed only to fulfill the curse that Venus had borne since she first surfaced, fully-formed, from frothing, frigid
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On My Chair
I bought the chair on a sunny Saturday afternoon, October 6, 2018, at a thrift sale outside the Swarthmore Presbyterian
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Swat Ed: Plus One
Swat Ed is The Phoenix’s biweekly sex education Q & A. We accept all questions and they are kept completely
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A Libation to Loneliness
Past midnight on a Friday, I found myself in a kebab shop with two of my clearly intoxicated friends. The
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