Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall 2018, the DG has merged with The Phoenix. See the about page to read more about the DG.
Apparently somebody stole the toilet
High of 24 degrees
At the police station.
Low of 6 degrees
The police have nothing to go on.
Breakfast – 7:30am – 9:30am
Eggs Cooked to Order, Homefries, Pancakes, French Toast, Phoenix Sandwiches, Bagels, Assorted Cereals, Fresh Fruit
Lunch – 10:30am – 1:30pm
Main: Taco Chili Pie, Fiesta Rice, Sweet Corn, Fresh Cauliflower
Vegetarian: Tabbouli with Parsley & Mint (vegan), Vegetable Chili Pie
Specialty: Sausage Sandwich Bar with Sweet & Hot Italian, Turkey and Tofurkey Sausages
Soup: Chicken Noodle, Potato Leek
Dessert: Warm Smore Cookies
Dinner – 4:00pm-8:00pm
Main: Chicken Marsala, Buttered Noodles, Vegetable Blend, Fresh Green Beans
Vegetarian: Spicy Cajun Black Beans (vegan), Thai Cabbage Slaw (vegan)
Specialty: Thai Bar with Pad Thai, Red Lentils and Chicken Satay