April 2011 - Page 6

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The Gazette checked in with former College President Cal Blooming to see how NYU Abu Dhabi is progressing. “I’m lonely,” he said.

Tired of the other fashionistas getting all the glory? Just fill in the blanks!

The planned squirrel cull will not only reduce the squirrels' population but also, as a statement from Public Safety stated, “hopefully put them in their place once and for all.”

Famed psychology professor Bailey Schwantz put his theories about the paradox of choice to work in picking the wedding dress for the Prince of Wales's fianceé.

The Serial Monogamist presents her date suggestions for those looking for something new.

Ninety-five percent of the student body is deeply concerned about the rising number and prominence of conservatives at Swarthmore.

We strongly feel that Like-a-Little is both a plagiarizing and inferior project when compared to our own Missed Connections.

Last night, Dining Services informed the Gazette that two students confessed to installing the camera in Cornell bathroom. They were caught trying connect a feed of the footage to the previously unused plasma screen TV in Sharples, according to newly revealed details

At Sunday’s StuCo meeting members congratulated each other on the accomplishment of an inexact number of short-term goals, including the construction of a proportionally large footrest for the big chair and a long-awaited resolution to the Ville Points issue. Also settled were