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The Phoenix: The independent newspaper of Swarthmore College since 1881

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Swarthmore Solicits Donations from Incoming Students on Aid

Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall…

April 1, 2017
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Administration Cites Students for Sitting and Assisting with Clerical Work

Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall…

April 1, 2017
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Entire Swarthmore Endowment Moves to University of Denver

Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall…

April 1, 2017
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“Parrish Wanker” Caught by Pubsafe, Actually Just Studying

Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall…

April 1, 2017
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Swarthmore Introduces Money Major

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April 1, 2017
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College Prioritizes “Bougie” Applicants as Canada Geese Soar

Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall…

April 1, 2017
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Daily Gazette to Be Renamed “Divestment Gazette”

Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall…

April 1, 2017
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Citing Investment Policy, Swarthmore Reinvests in Apartheid

Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall…

April 1, 2017
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College to Force Every Willets Resident to Pay for Stolen Weed

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April 1, 2017
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Student Expresses Opinion—Some Agree, Others Don’t

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April 1, 2017

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