Campus Life Representative, Due Ho

Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall 2018, the DG has merged with The Phoenix. See the about page to read more about the DG.

Due Ho will approve this message…later.

First, we discovered the atom; second, we invented the iPod, third, third, third…..what’s the best thing? Due is running for Campus life Representative. I shall complete your lives. My name is pronounced Do-EE.

Remember the day I walked you home? What do I do? I am Dangerously Unforgettably Edible. I can be found in Parrish and Mertz. I live Parrish And Mertz. I will maximize the volume of your voice. People can’t hear? I’ll turn up their ears. Are you bored? If I am campus life representative, come talk to me, we’ll figure out something. I will work harder than you.

Due now approves this message.


  1. I voted due. thats change I can believe in.
    I also note he's never made a song about how difficult is to have jet setting parents or large breasts.

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