April 2007 - Page 8

The field of Democratic candidates for President grew yesterday as former congressman and Secretary of State William Jennings Bryan announced his intention to seek the White House a fourth time. [...]

Swarthmore approved 765 applications from a pool of 3,724 for a record-high acceptance rate of twenty percent in an attempt to get a jump on the competition in claiming the [...]

After the success of the "Kick Coke" campaign, students objecting to the replacement of Coca-Cola products by those produced by the Pepsi Company formed the "Kick Pepsi" campaign. Drawing on [...]

White claims that he needed to get a second B.A. in "Management" from the University of Phoenix in order to get employers to notice him. "They see Swarthmore and they've [...]

In response to a "Tri-Co All-Star Hot List" which mostly mentioned students who have already graduated, or "that Bryn Mawr whore from Sager," GN 11:52 wrote a post that was [...]

The year was 1869. The night was stormy. The history was a'making. Twelve Quakers held hands in silence. Then they did that seriously unhygienic thing where you prick your finger [...]

It's midnight. Do you know where your RA is? Soon, it will be a lot easier to find out. Taking a cue from the most recent James Bond movie, RAs [...]

Next week, indifferent students of Swarthmore, Haverford, and Bryn Mawr will unite to hold a conference on something or other. "Well, we don't care what is discussed, really, whatever," organizer [...]

Heiresses and reality television stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have been announced as the 2007-2008 Lang Visiting Professors for Social Change. Class Awareness Month organizers explained that "Everybody has [...]