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Rita Skeeter Tells All

My dear readers, in my many years writing for you at The Daily Prophet, I have brought you many important biographies of leading personalities of our time, including “Armando Dippet: Master or Moron?,” “The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore,” and “Snape:

November 29, 2012

Campus Journal

Trelawney’s Tea Leaves: Reading the Future of Harry Potter

Harry Potter. It hardly seems possible to imagine a time when the name could be read on a page without conjuring (no pun intended) associations of bygone hours of enraptured entertainment for every reader, or even the casual film-goer. The franchise has

November 29, 2012

Campus Journal

Apparate to Paces for a Mind Fuck

With tears in his sometimes green, sometimes blue eyes, Josh McLucas ’15 related the sometimes tragic, often challenging, ever exciting process of creating “The Horizon (Line): Salvador Dali Fucks With You For An Hour In Paces,” the first devised piece by Swarthmore’s

November 29, 2012

Campus Journal

We Are at Hogwarts: An Imagined Evening at Swarthmore’s Yule Ball

No one knows where Swarthmore is except for the few who live, teach or are taught at Swarthmore, undeniable evidence that the school is actually unplottable. Our campus lies within the Forbidden Forest and we—forbidden to climb our carefully labeled trees as

November 29, 2012

Campus Journal

(Sex) Columnist of the Order of the Phoenix

Miss Columnist of the Order of the Phoenix, I seem to be having a dreadful dilemma. After six loving years of marriage to my red-headed delight of wife, I find that I am utterly incapable of getting it up. I was very

November 29, 2012

Campus Journal

Muggle Mistakes Swarthmore for Hogwarts

On Wednesday at 4:35 p.m., a local high school senior embarked on a Swarthmore admissions tour, completely unaware that he had arrived at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Friends and family confirmed that Matt Hughes, 17, a lifelong Harry Potter fan,

November 29, 2012

Campus Journal

No Theater at Hogwarts? See Music Man at Walnut St. Theater

Let’s be honest. The magical world suffers desperately from a lack of entertainment. Sure, there’s quidditch. Quidditch has flying and bludgers to make it exciting, but is that really enough? In the muggle world, the most popular sports include football and ice

November 29, 2012

Opinion

Staff Editorial: Sauron, Death Eaters Must Put Aside Differences to Stop Nation from Tumbling Over Fiscal Cliff

The 2012 campaign season is barely over, and the Dark Lord Sauron has narrowly won reelection as President of the League of Evil, but already the nation faces a new high-stakes political showdown. A majority of muggles believe the so-called “fiscal cliff”

November 29, 2012

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Rita Skeeter Tells All

Trelawney’s Tea Leaves: Reading the Future of Harry Potter

Apparate to Paces for a Mind Fuck

We Are at Hogwarts: An Imagined Evening at Swarthmore’s Yule Ball

(Sex) Columnist of the Order of the Phoenix

Muggle Mistakes Swarthmore for Hogwarts

No Theater at Hogwarts? See Music Man at Walnut St. Theater

Staff Editorial: Sauron, Death Eaters Must Put Aside Differences to Stop Nation from Tumbling Over Fiscal Cliff

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