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The Phoenix: The independent newspaper of Swarthmore College since 1881

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The DG’s 2016 April Fools’ Day Issue

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April 4, 2016
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SAO to rebrand as “Swarthmore Jasmine Organization”

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April 1, 2016
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Bring Back the Sludge Fiend

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April 1, 2016
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Board of Managers Begins Drilling Operations

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April 1, 2016
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Swarthmore Worker-Students Plot Revolutionary Overthrow of Administration

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April 1, 2016
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In the Newsroom: Literary Superstar Jonathan Franzen ’81 Tells All

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April 1, 2016
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Edgy Student Journalists Make Fun of Social Justice

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April 1, 2016
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Professor Claims Finger­snapping a Covert Communist Ploy

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April 1, 2016
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To Promote Wellness, Worth to Be Replaced by Play-doh Workshop

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April 1, 2016
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SGO Operatives Tear Through Parrish, Ransacking Boards they Deem Offensive

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April 1, 2016
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