Here’s a fun math problem: what do you get from five rescheduled meetings, plus a dozen e-mails begging department heads to see…
This anonymous diary recounting the Great Winter-But-Actually-Spring-Spring-Is-A-Lie Storms of 2018 was found buried by the Purple Tree. Its author appears to have…
Spring Break, (n): A week designed for students to either get drunk in Fort Lauderdale or return home so that family members…
Imagine, if you will, a bright-eyed freshman arriving at Swarthmore, hoping to find a beautiful gay utopia where everyone who was a…
I recently came in contact with a high school classmate through the powers of Snapchat, which I’ve been clumsily using for…
‘Ee eye ee eye oh’ and in that Barn he had some Swatties. To any uninitiated freshmen: on the grueling walk back…
While I have always known the Women’s Resource Center existed, it has not yet played a major role in my life at…
Ah, summer, so close and yet so far. Various seedy “moving” companies have started emailing students, offering to take our clutter off…
Like any good French-Californian girl, I was taught to look at cooking shows with a vaguely pitying disdain. Until a week ago,…
Ever since the Board of Managers chose not to divest from fossil fuels, I’ve started envisioning the people “at the top” of…