Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall 2018, the DG has merged with The Phoenix. See the about page to read more about the DG.
Students on Saturday freed their minds from McCage. Dancing through stacks with glow stick bookmarks, over 10 students McRaged.
“This is the best McRave I’ve ever been to,” said Notta Stue-Dent. “There are so many McBabes here.”
Several students waiting in line for the ten o’clock snack expressed discomfort that a few guys from off-campus seemed to be “spitting McGame,” rather unsuccessfully.
Public Safety was called around eleven, and students proceeded to flee in all directions. “That was a close McShave” said a student who preferred to remain anonymous. Afterwards, many remembered one student sitting down in the middle of the 1st floor dance floor amidst booming base and strobe lights, meditating. All agreed he was a McSage.
