The ubiquitous Mr. Ethan Ucker '07 continues to astound the Swarthmore community. It was announced this week that Ucker has accumulated a…
Beloved Registrar and Mustache November participant Martin Warner has announced that he will leave Swarthmore next month to join the circus. The…
Joe Faleure '90 was permanently barred from attending Swarthmore College reunions and thrown out of the alumni association this week when organizers…
Swat students, who already have the opportunity to join groups dedicated to stopping genocide, donating bone marrow, and fighting violence in schools,…
Sources to the Gazette report that Joe Brown '06 broke up with his girlfriend of two months on Thursday. "She was just…
In a startling realization on Wednesday afternoon, Greg Patton '06 discovered that he had been told a lie during orientation, and was…
In an attempt to combat its traditionally dull reputation and to compete with on-campus attractions such as Paces and McCabe, Ville officials…
The loud and obnoxious buzzing noise that sounds repeatedly as McCabe library is about to close has tortured hard-working students for centuries.…
The Biology Department will initiate a nation-wide search for a new tenure-track professor next Monday, according to department chair Amy Vollmer. In…
Last weekend's Sager, always the party of the year, seems to have left a lasting impression on the student body this time.…