Nothing like a week away from Swarthmore to remind yourself how uniquely f*cked this place is. The whole “Swarthmore Bubble” thing is…
No!!!!!!!!! * * * Okay, so it might be a bit more complicated than a “no” and nine exclamation points…
The future. What even is it? Well people, the future is a noun, a rapper (listen to maskoff #hype #lit #do #it),…
The splash zone is fun to be in, “The Twilight Zone” is fun to watch, and the subduction zone is something I’m…
Screw Your Roommate is a tradition that has graced the grounds of Swarthmore with awkwardness and chicken grilla sandwiches since the spring…
If you think about it, Valentine’s Day is ultimately the reason why so many people are born in November. I suppose one…
Dear Campus Journal, After the inauguration, I spent all of my free time at home vigilantly watching the news, calling my representatives,…
When you are a college student operating on a relatively thin budget, Valentine’s Day can be a huge pain. From flowers to…
I grew up in San Francisco, the capital of peace and love in America. Still, nothing could have prepared me for the…
Back in the ’90s, the following exchange brought forth raucous laughter: “It’s never gonna happen.” “What?” “You and Rachel.” “What? Me…