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Newt and Reggie’s Last Words

“AHHHH!” Sky, tree, and earth raced around my furry squirrel body as I felt the wind roar my last rites in my…

April 28, 2022
Campus Journal/Highlights

A Hearing at Jane’s Crum Squirrel Survival State

“Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. An audience with the President of the Crum Squirrel Survival State…” I muttered under my breath as I climbed…

April 14, 2022
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You Are Squirrel, I Am Chipmunk

Some part of them was warning Reggie that this was a terrible idea. Merely thinking about trespassing onto squirrel territory would get…

April 1, 2022
Campus Journal

My Squirrel Day in “Engwish”

What a beautiful day. The air is warm with anticipation for spring, with the sun warming my arching back as I stretch.…

March 17, 2022
A squirrel looking into a camera
Campus Journal

The Tail of The Squirrel

Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought I’d say this, but it’s about to get nutty! I am writing this…

February 17, 2022
Campus Journal

An Allegory for a Good Night’s Sleep

    At night, there should be rest. With the sun going down at a predictable 5:30 p.m., I always try to see…

February 3, 2022
Campus Journal

First Semester Time-Capsule by an Underdog: Growth

-4 weeks before this release was Act 2 Act 3: First Semester Time-Capsule by an Underdog: Growth [A mass chain of people…

December 2, 2021
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Saturday Night Freaking Sucks

[On the Saturday night before class begins, the blue skies are slowly fading along with the sunset, casting a long shadow against…

November 4, 2021
Arts

Ahoy to the Really Cool Space Pirates Poster

Avast ye who have not watched this epic, space-faring tale yet, this section is for ye landlubbers, I mean, hearties!  Hardy-har-har to…

October 28, 2021
Tree in front of Parrish
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Reality Meets Fall Break

Act 1: Back to the Start [The pathways through Swarthmore College’s lush grounds empty out with the sound of luggage wheels all…

October 21, 2021
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