Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall 2018, the DG has merged with The Phoenix. See the about page to read more about the DG.
The Sigma Xi poster session took place in Science Center on Thursday evening.
I did manual labor for some moron’s thesis project. Then I worked on some pseudo-research project that had no purpose, no goal, and no science. This has qualified me to be a “companion in zealous research”. This was not zealous. It drove me into a state of impotent, bitter, passive-aggressive rage. I don’t deserve membership into this geek frat.
The End.