No Shave Novembeard Diary, Week 4

November 29, 2011

Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall 2018, the DG has merged with The Phoenix. See the about page to read more about the DG.

The riveting diary of a man on a mission.
Part IV.

Day #22

Introducing my beard to an In-n-Out Double Double and Neapolitan milkshake.

Day #23

Manly men grow beards and take their mother to see Twilight: Breaking Dawn.

Day #24

Two Thanksgiving Turkey Dinner Thriller: Meal #1 - An awesome Ostrom occasion with cousins Kristan Ostrom and David Ostrom. Meal #2 - Crazy Krainock cooking collaboration with cousin Cody Krainock complete with my beard and my
grandmother's pilgrim bonnet.

Day #25

After devouring a delectable Deli Rose sandwich from The Yellow Deli with Alex Carr and Sammi Carr, I ventured to the organic fruit stand for a grapefruit, the all-natural beard growth stimulant.

Day #26

Beachin' beard.

Day #27

Beardin' around the Christmas tree.

Day #28

I'm cultivating mass. -Mac (from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

Previous Story

Hip-Hop Feminist Latoya Peterson Speaks at Swarthmore

Next Story

From Life Sentence to Liberation: Mario Rocha Shares His Experience of Injustice

Latest from Opinion

Weekly Column: Swat Says

In this edition of Swat Says, students share their favorite dining hall meal, reveal the craziest thing they've heard from a professor in class, and discuss the buildings with the worst vibes on campus.
Author Wyatt Brannon stands on McGill Walk smiling

Being Autistic is Okay, Actually

Wyatt Brannon ’26 advocates for the centering of autistic voices in the wake of Donald Trump’s and RFK Jr.’s inflammatory statements about supposed causes of autism.

Weekly Column: Swat Says

In this edition of Swat Says, students reveal the most iconic professors on campus, discuss the best class they've taken at Swarthmore, and attempt to define the mysterious role of college Provost.
Previous Story

Hip-Hop Feminist Latoya Peterson Speaks at Swarthmore

Next Story

From Life Sentence to Liberation: Mario Rocha Shares His Experience of Injustice

The Phoenix

Don't Miss