Martin Warner

October 1, 2010

Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall 2018, the DG has merged with The Phoenix. See the about page to read more about the DG.

Have you ever wondered why we have missed connections on a campus of 1,400 students? It’s not exactly hard to find people if you really want to, right? It seems to me that Missed Connections is less like a useful tool for rendezvous and more like a cesspool of anonymously vented sexual frustrations. Yum.

Let’s face it: Swarthmore is a haven for the timid. And it doesn’t stop with sex stuff.

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Isn’t there a burning question or two that you’ve always had for a professor, student, or staff member, but were too afraid to ask?

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Ask away, anonymous populous of Swarthmore College!

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