Editor’s note: This article was initially published in The Daily Gazette, Swarthmore’s online, daily newspaper founded in Fall 1996. As of Fall 2018, the DG has merged with The Phoenix. See the about page to read more about the DG.
…So what happens when Kemp Hall is finished? Do we have New and New New Dorm?
Um, yeah. And whatever comes after New New Dorm will be called New Dorm Dorm.