 
                            
                    An Apotheosis or a Murder Most Foul?: The Miraculous Garbage Fire That Is “Cats”
        I don’t even know where to begin with “Cats,” the 2019 film based on Andrew Lloyd Webber’s unprecedentedly successful and stupidly influential 1981 musical of the same name based on a 1939 book of children’s poetry by T. S. Eliot called “Old    
        
    
        
    
 
             
                             
                             
                             
                             
                            