The truth revealed: she walks among us
My name is Ivan Gestigator. I am an Austrian journalist in deep cover at Swarthmore College. In all likelihood, you
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Satire
The Death of Online News
Since 1881, we at The Phoenix have worked tirelessly to write pieces relevant to the Swarthmore community that are informative
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Swarthmore treats admitted students like royalty
In desperate hopes to lure admitted prospective students into matriculating to Swarthmore, the administration sent out strict orders to the
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Annual engineering prank is that everyone will go to sleep at 9:00 pm
In a shocking twist, the engineering students have announced that the annual engineering prank will be that all students will
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MJ to fully automate divestment protest process
In response to the recent citations of four Mountain Justice student protesters, MJ has decided to dramatically escalate their divestment
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Sharples voted as the best restaurant on campus
For the 53rd year, Sharples Dining Hall won the Best Cafeteria Award on Swarthmore’s campus. From food quality to sanitation,
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Swarthmore freezes dormitories to save energy
To keep up with Swarthmore’s commitment to being green and eco-friendly, Swarthmore announced Tuesday that it will leave dormitories without
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Students haunted by their future selves for taking five credits
With few days left of the Add/Drop period, students have reported odd hallucinations to the Counseling and Psychological Services (CAPS),
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Anti-Trump supporters start colony in Antarctica
Feeling absolutely disgusted and worn out over the results of the presidential election on Nov. 8, several Hillary Clinton supporters
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Desperation for employment fuels externship matching process
Last month, in order to provide supplementary experience to students prior to internships, the Office of Career Services hosted the
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