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April 1, 2007
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Bookstore foils student's attempt to bring Sexy back: shackles ensue
In an incident that occurred in the Swarthmore College bookstore this morning at 11 a.m., a student attempted to return Sexy for store credit, but was subsequently told that such a transaction would be impossible because the Add/Drop period is over.
“All I said was, ’I’m bringin’ sexy back,” Justin Timbersea ‘10 said. "Those motherfuckas don’t know how to act when someone comes into their store."
Timbersea caused such a disturbance that Public Safety was called to the scene to take…
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